BOSSY CONDUCTOR

A train in a station is fired up and getting ready to leave. A CONDUCTOR leans out of a car. A MAN sits on the platform.

CONDUCTOR

All aboard!

MAN

But this isn't my train!

CONDUCTOR

I said "ALL."

MAN begrudgingly picks up his suitcase and steps onto the train. He makes a cell phone call.

MAN

Honey, I am changing my entire life.