BOSSY CONDUCTOR
A train in a station is fired up and getting
ready to leave. A CONDUCTOR leans out of a car. A MAN sits on the platform.
CONDUCTOR
All aboard!
MAN
But this isn't my train!
CONDUCTOR
I said "ALL."
MAN begrudgingly picks up his suitcase and steps onto the
train. He makes a cell phone call.
MAN
Honey, I am changing my entire life.