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March 10, 1998
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Regarding Tony Danza

I was poking around and came across your "Open Letter to Tony Danza" (it ranks surprisingly high on the Altavista search for "Tony Danza". How'd you pull that off?). Anyway, I read your magazine and thought it was funny. I'm not really sure if you're interested, but I have recently created a web page entitled "The Unofficial Tony Danza Defamation Page". The point is, I think a sort of kinship exists between You and I. Go to my page if you want and check it out. I think you'll find it humorous. You would be able to say that you're one of about ten or fifteen people whose ever seen it. It's basically a forum for myself and a friend of mine in London to tear apart celebrities. While it's not really dedicated to insulting Tony Danza, he seemed the appropriate poster boy. There IS one article in there about how Nostradamus predicted Danza's rise to power. Please respond. If you like my page, maybe I can contribute something to your magazine. Fuck, I don't know.

Yours,

Mike (Sig Diamond) Grigg

Plymouth, Michigan

You say "yours." Are you REALLY mine, Mike? Are you? Because I've been hurt before, you bastard, and you had better think again if you think I'm going to just walk right into some sick emotional trap that's destined to break my heart, just because you've got the GUTS to sign your letter "Yours." I'm not the simple country boy I used to be, you know. I mean, really. The nerve. -ed.