I don't know about you, but I am fucking tired of the government and some supposedly caring environmental and safety groups thinking they can tell me if I can drive a fast car or smoke a cigarette. There is the funny thing about laws. We have a speed limit in my school parking lot. We also have a rent-a-cop. When I see this motherfucker it makes me pop in a cigarette and fire up my '66 Fairlane with a 400hp 390 V8 and fly out of that lot. It is a funny thing because I usually eat good foods religiously and drive this 3500lb metal pimp-mobile like an old lady. But when people get in my face and say you can't do this it makes me want to do it even more. Political-correctness is an example of this bullshit. Oh, well, fuck it, as long as we don't get Al Gore for president, everything has a chance of being cool. Just some thoughts on an important subject to all of us.

Wild Bill