Hello, I wrote some hate mail a while back about how disgusted I was with the "New" Spite magazine. (You later retorted with how you had not become a hypocrite or violated any of the ideals of Spite because you managed to piss me off in the process...) But I'm over that now, really. Well, actually, I'm not over it, I'm just a dorky white 17 year old who's too worried about what colleges I'm getting accepted or rejected to be pissed off about little shit like that anymore. I did complain about the new "once a week update" policy, which I've come to actually like. So I guess I was wrong, on that part. But that doesn't change the fact that the site is too bright and hurts the eyes behind my ridiculous pseudo-rebel, completely circular, too-small glasses with 3 inch thick lenses. "Hey you look like John Lennon." Yeah, John Lennon's dead you stupid pansy assses, and the Beatles were a bunch of sold out fucking brits. Goddamned Brits, I hate em. Even Lennon, no matter how cool he was.

Well, despite the stupid rambling above this, I do have a purpose in writing. I read the hate mail this week, and there is ANOTHER FUCKING LETTER FROM A HANSON FAN. Now, although I laughed at both the form and content of the thing, I felt bad about it. I am seriously starting to think that you're making these letters up, or at least I wish you were. I have NO faith in people whatsoever, but who the fuck still reads that article? How long ago did that come out? That means that actual Hanson fans either found it by doing some kind of web search for Hanson, but judging by their letters, I don't think they could tell the difference between hotbot and pocket lint.

More likely, they found it by searching through the bile cabinet as they were READING SPITE MAGAZINE. That fucking scares me. I'm reading the same things teeny boppers in love with Hanson are.

Please tell me that Spite Magazine is **NOT** a haven for Hanson fans. I don't care if you're lying, just fucking say it.

In the mean time, I'm busy waiting for letters from ivy-league schools so I can sell out and completely become a hypocrite by joining the white establishment that I struggle against... though I realize that my dissent plays into their whims just as much... I guess being a hypocrite has to grow on people eventually. I mean, I just bought the new Suck book. The suck book? Boy, I remember when those guys weren't employed by the man. Actually, I am the man, or soon to become him, so what the fuck do I care? Well, take it easy, but PLEASE stop those fucking Hanson letters.

Adam Mathes