Spite Hate Mail:
April 21, 1998

Regarding That Spite Took Last Week Off To File Taxes

The prospect of no new Spite is taxing, to say the least. Missing deadlines can only encourage a dedicated subscriber like me to demand a refund. Did you all have writer's H&R Block? I'm tempted to file a complaint with...well, enough of that stupid IRS humor.

Seriously, I have never gotten a similar message (er...lame excuse) from any other magazines to which I subscribe. Time, New York, Boston, Entertainment Weekly, TV Technology, etc. have never missed a publication deadline. Hmmm....what does that say about Spite? Oh -- it's free. I remember. Okay.

Mass Media

Baby, you make my pants file for an extension. Okay, I stole that from David Letterman. Still, it's funny, isn't it? By the way, this letter-writer once wrote an article for Spite. -ed.

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