I gotta say new Spite sucks ass.

What's with the cutesy balding goof ball? What's with the Flintstone letters and cutesy colors? I agree with your creative consultant. SPITE, brave, bold and beautiful with little bugs, was hard-hitting, to the core. Now we have this boring color goo crap all over the page. A jerk-off cartoon with a bucket on his head. And I can't navigate anywhere. Where are those hilarious Hanson letters that I read everynight so I go to sleep?(Right here - ed.) I can't fargin find them in this ridculous unspiteful format. What were you thinking? Jello day glo meets smurf and flintstone cartoon hour? The hard- hitting in-your-face Spite is gone. Now we have soft, aging, balding cutesy- wutesy bullshit. I see Spite now and I see impending doom. You want to go to the core with the spiteful message, not obfuscate it with this riduclous day-glo wallpaper up my back side piece of kind of crap. Your magazine was cool, man, and you have screwed it. It is like painting a Harley pink. It drowns out the roar of the motor with its baby drool goo goo cutesy wootesuby blah blah blah agagagagah zomp zpm zomp zomp ack ack ack ack blech blehc bel adgjasodfjlasjdflasjdgflajlfdjasdalkdjf. Please Spite, don't die, please old Spite, please oh puh puh puh puh puh please don't leave me!! oHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH