Dear Will and Bradford,

I was prepared to hate Amos' article because, well, it's AMOS' article. I even had a cool hate mail letter going.

But then I read it and I actually liked it. Very apt. I can't even insult him despite my firmly held belief that he is an idiot. My favorite line was "Do you understand compound interest?" That's some nice work. So you can tell him that one person out of thirty or so liked it. Maybe it'll brighten his day-he sounds like he could use it.

(This next paragraph talks about the Spite message board, where founder Bradford Contemporary discussed his affair with a girl 11 years younger than him)

Okay, now to deal with YOU Bradford. Why did you shorten it to Brad? And who cares about your sex life? Not me. The only thing misogynic comments like those (and your editor's note I might add) accomplish is a rare post from Killer Queen, who everyone hates anyway. I thought she never read those posts. What a bitch-she saw me taking all that heat for her. Boy, if I'm ever in Canada she better watch her back.

Okay, so I am slightly off track here. So what? I just worked an 8-hour shift. What business is it of yours?

Back off Bradford.

Okay, I'm done.
Jill