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Part 3 - Talking with People

[he she]

The last mentioned thing is a thing that varies.

After printing the name of something (called the target):

now the last mentioned thing is the target.

To say he-she:

if the last mentioned thing is female, say "she";

otherwise say "he".

To say his-her:

if the last mentioned thing is female, say "her";

otherwise say "his".

To say him-her:

if the last mentioned thing is female, say "her";

otherwise say "him".

Talking to is an action applying to one thing.

Understand "talk to [something]" as talking.

Understand "talk with [something]" as talking.

Instead of talking to someone:

say "Regular talking with people is not allowed in this theater. Try [b]DO BITS WITH[/b] and then the name of the person.";

Instead of asking someone about something:

say "Don't ask questions. Haven't you taken Improv 101?".

[yes anding]

Yessing is an action applying to one thing.

Understand "yesand [something]" or "y [something]" or "yes [something]" as yessing.

Carry out yessing:

say "You use [noun] in an awesome bit!".